If you don't know this about me, it may be very shocking. So shocking, in fact, that you might have to stop reading right now. What I'm about to say is rare and I don't really like to admit....
I am so blind that I am above and beyond helpless without my glasses or contacts. For example, if my spectacles fall off of my side table (i.e. I brush them off in an angry fit of being half asleep, I kick my sheets so wildly they knock them off, etc.), I have no other option than to call for help. Sometimes the boyfriend makes jokes, and it is not very funny to me, seeing as he has close to perfect vision (opposites attract anyone??). I am completely and utterly useless with these eyes the good Lord bestowed me. Kid you not people, if my cell phone is ringing, and my coke bottles aren't attached to my face, I can not read my screen until about three inches from my face.
I'll let you soak that one in...
So this is my point. I recently got cuter than average specs. These are hot. Mama bought them for me and I love love LOVE them! I feel very sophistique (new word?) in them.
The downfall = I have zero depth perception in them.
I am that girl with no depth perception while wearing my eye glasses. Do not follow me when I go down stairs, for it takes me at least 3 minutes (a long time for one flight, I might add). When I drive, I am doubly careful because I honestly can not tell how close the car is in front of me. Not to mention they always slide down my face so I am constantly pushing them up. But regardless, I wanted to brag about my cute glasses, even if I am having incredibly poor issues with them.
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