plain? me?

The other day I was walking in target. Minding my own business, I could not decide which lane i wanted to walk down. So I am reading each description of each lane and a young man ran right into me. We did the weird dance, I tried to go left and so did he, He tried to go right and so did I, and finally I stopped and he went around, his girlfriend following a few feet in tow.

30 minutes later (if you can not tell, i adore target and could shop around for hours there) I was walking down a different, larger lane. I see the couple that passed me earlier. Seeing as I do not know either of these people, I smile but keep walking. I would have stopped and chit chatted, asked what they were looking for, but I wasn't in any mood to converse.

About the time they are just walking past me, I hear the girlfriend (they were holding hands) ask "do you think she's pretty?"


and this reponse...... not in any kind of hushed tone whatsoever...

"i think she's kind of plain looking."




Seriously now. I'm not posting this because I think he was absurd is saying I am plain looking. I need to share this because of the blatant tone of their voices. I could clearly hear them as they were passing four feet away. And her insecurities were practically screaming louder since she had to ask her boyfriend if she is better looking.


And for the record, neither of them were attractive at all. They were very frumpy, and a little on the chubbier side. Quite short too. Sucks to their assmar.