plain? me?

The other day I was walking in target. Minding my own business, I could not decide which lane i wanted to walk down. So I am reading each description of each lane and a young man ran right into me. We did the weird dance, I tried to go left and so did he, He tried to go right and so did I, and finally I stopped and he went around, his girlfriend following a few feet in tow.

30 minutes later (if you can not tell, i adore target and could shop around for hours there) I was walking down a different, larger lane. I see the couple that passed me earlier. Seeing as I do not know either of these people, I smile but keep walking. I would have stopped and chit chatted, asked what they were looking for, but I wasn't in any mood to converse.

About the time they are just walking past me, I hear the girlfriend (they were holding hands) ask "do you think she's pretty?"


and this reponse...... not in any kind of hushed tone whatsoever...

"i think she's kind of plain looking."




Seriously now. I'm not posting this because I think he was absurd is saying I am plain looking. I need to share this because of the blatant tone of their voices. I could clearly hear them as they were passing four feet away. And her insecurities were practically screaming louder since she had to ask her boyfriend if she is better looking.


And for the record, neither of them were attractive at all. They were very frumpy, and a little on the chubbier side. Quite short too. Sucks to their assmar.

Virgin Blogger

Greetings from my place of work. Stumbling across Kelly's blog spot, I could not resist getting hooked onto yet another branch of the wonderful world wide web. I'll start with basics.

My name is Lauren (L-A-U-R-E-N. Pronounced Lour-ynn. If you pronounce it "Larn" or "Law-ryn" i will murder you.)
((unless your name is kelly, and Larn is perfectly fine))

I love ice cream.

Currently, and for the next three weeks, I am living with my parents in my hometown and working with my best friend. The company her and I work for sells products such as barns, storage sheds, buildings, hottubs, spas, saunas and above ground pools. Being a secretary that takes every call to the office, I daily listen to at least ten different stories about how angry he or she is that her hottub is not properly working (and i COMPLETELY understand the frustration, seeing as the end of the world is 2012 and a spa is a necessity these days). Other than looking forward to five o'clock every day, I do my daily duties and find things to do. Blogging is a calling.

I also love acovados, and if I could, I would add them onto any meal.

I will be moving back to the town I have lived in for the past two years. I'm moving in with a great friend of mine and her little sister.

Red onions. They mean business. No kissing, but for sure delicious business.

I want to sell pharmacy drugs to doctors as a living. And wear fabulous business outfits and very high stilettos. I love shoes.

I firmly believe that brunch is the quite possibly one of the best meal ideas taken in effect. Much better than "fourthmeal" ::insert copywrite symbol::

I have a great boyfriend who treats me very well. We laugh about the same things. He is the most handsome thing that Texas has ever bore. To quote the great 311, "Seeing you is like praying with my eyes." I'm in love.

I. Love. Food.