Pick at your own risk

I've been noticing a terrible, horrible fad catching on. Everywhere. Not just around where I live. I mean EVERYWHERE. Being caught is humiliating and I am unsure why people insists to pick... their noses.

Honestly, I get in my car, and I always check around me because I consider myself a good driver. I check out the car in front of or beside me, or driving along next to me on the highway, and I always seem to catch men and women digging for gold up their shnoz (sp?).

Do these people think they can't be seen!?! You are picking your nose in a giant fish bowl.

EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU!

And it's the worst when say, this man I saw was talking on the phone while he was picking away. Imagine the person on the other line. Say, it is his girlfriend. She's on the other line, "aww, I love you so much too," and he's picking his nose. You can not honestly say you love someone when you have your entire figure up your nose!!!


So, in conclusion, don't do it. It's not safe and it's not sanitary and it could be a quick trip to the hospital if you get in an accident.


P.s. while on the topic of what I see when I drive, this almost tops that rant. I was on my way to my 9 a.m class the other day and looked over to see a man with his windows down in his cadilac escalade. He had a business suit on, tie and all, and a nice watch and even a wedding ring. And I tell you what, he was not puffing on a cigarette....
Shorty was getting hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh on his way to work!